it's just that with him stationed overseas and me stationed in the nyc, we talk about more important shit than made-up words when we get a chance at an international call.
but this morning i had some time (it was of course 1am for him), and we chatted it up.
ready for the new mattism? the first is "DAA."
no, it's not pronounced "daaaaaaaa." that would be a shitty mattism. it's an acronym. "D.A.A."
of COURSE it's an acronym. matt's in the army. there are acronyms he slings around that he doesn't even know what they mean. like, he only recently realized that his alice bag was an A.L.I.C.E. bag: All-Purpose Lightweight Individual Carrying Equipment.
(because Alice Bag, the nonacronym, is a musician, author and punk feminist.)
the next one? it describes us. "geographically single."
it's not the same as "single." because that means you want to do things like join e-harmony, pick up people in bars, go on dates.
well. i still want to go on dates. just dates with matt.
but while i can't, we're both geographically single. meaning that we can't hold hands, hang out or lay on the sofa all day together. we have a partner, we're just telecommuting. or skypacommuting.
look at that, two mattisms and a rachelexicon all in one post. mustachioed man approves :{D