:{ = mustachioed man
:{| = mustachioed man who is unamused by your quips
:{) = happy mustachioed man
:{D = jolly mustachioed man
:{0 = surprised mustachioed man (or, mustachioed man performing fellatio)
:{\ = mildly disgruntled mustachioed man
:{ > = mustachioed man with a goatee
:{x = mustachioed kiss
;{ = mustachioed wink
8{ = mustachioed man with glasses
:{( = sad mustachioed man
:`{ = crying into your mustache
:{P = raspberry mustache
(/:=( = hitler 'stache
you'll thank me in a few months.