so let me give you a few presents:
beware the bacon shortage and stock up on these
this is obviously not reality blogging, but it passes the time
this might be a spank bank. so if you're into that ...
i know this guy and that makes me feel old
i'm totally going to say i'm uninterested in the new myspace and sign up for it anyway
this just in: i'm really bad at tweeting #socialmediafail
you too can meme the boo boo
this is so much better than a birchbox
i'm less opinionated than these people. but i appreciate the effort
snooki is just a bill sitting on capitol hill
now you, too, can while your day away not shopping at these sites.
(ps — there are multiple links in some sentences/words. have fun with that)