ANYhoo. why do we all want to kill emma stone? this is why:
i know what you're thinking, "well, rachel, it seems awfully odd that you think all women would want to either be or kill emma stone over that photo if it's not for the gosling." i know, it's confusing.
and i guess it's not really emma we all hate or want to be. it's the character she plays. however, she gets to make some of these less than flattering on-screen faces and still have people think she's cute:
seriously, though. look at this:
he's all "hi." she's all "no."
by definition, the bad boy is unattainable. in fact, he's less attractive when he's not the bad boy. just look at gosling. he had "photoshopped" abs as the bad boy. next thing you know, he's admitting to having a coin bear for every state quarter. i don't know what a coin bear is. but it doesn't sound bad-boy.
so, yeah, emma stone. watch out. it's you and your kind that makes bad boys unattractive. we blame you.
i leave you all with this: