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why i hate people who poop in public restrooms.

11/13/2012

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a) they always do it right before i get there so that when i walk out people think i'm the culprit
b) i don't have the balls to do it myself
c) i'm jealous of their balls
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so, i landed

8/21/2012

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here i am, in nyc. corporate housing is SWANK, btw. true one bedroom, amazing view, real kitchen, sizable bathroom, TWO closets, elevator, gym, laundry, doorman, AND MAID SERVICE every other monday. i have no idea how much this place costs. most likely the right arm of a right-armed man. plus the leg he has left to stand on.

oddly enough, though, the tv only gets one channel. and it's in spanish. a spanish-speaking sports-coverage channel. thank goodness for netflix.

but the cats are loving it. petey has recovered from his adventure in carrier-pooping and mad-cattery at the airport and is currently laying on my typing arm. cece is demanding belly rubs and head-butting me awake for ear scratches.

so, TODAY i went to see my very first west village apartment. which is why i've been up all night, freaked the freak out.

let's be honest: i've never lived anywhere without central air. a dishwasher. a washer/dryer. screens on the windows. closet space. a full-sized refrigerator. you know, stuff.

i've also never paid close to $3000 for anything. especially not once a month.

i'm already trying to weigh my fear of the subway against my fear of hovels. upper west side? not looking as far away as it once did ...
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