"in factuality": here's the real story
"remember me to": could you please remind me to do something
"goodtimes": you're welcome
"awesomesauce": that's wonderful
"coolbeans": yeah, ok
"wellllll": i have nothing more to say on that matter, this discussion is over
"jellybeans": hello, how are you?
"who am i?": can you believe i just did that?
"battitude": bad attitude
"funny tummy": the poops
"why so?": why do you say that?
that's alls i can think of now. even though there are two others in this post. most of them are fairly self-explanatory. well, kinda. if i think of any others, i'll let you know.